DeBUNK

diamonds are a despot's best friend

I'll never buy you diamonds. The Engagement ring? AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! I will NEVER buy a woman a diamond ever again. It is a wholly stupid measure of a man's "love" for a woman, an idea invented by DeBeers and other money-grubbing evil companies who hoard diamonds to regulate prices and convince us of their "rarity." Diamonds are neither rare nor worth two months' salary.

I know many women, mostly black women and no offense to any reading this blog, who absolutely demand a two carat minimum. They simply can't be talked out of it. And these women, in my estimation, are so woefully immature and lacking substance that I could never seriously consider sharing my life with them in the first place.

These days, diamonds finance terrible bloodshed and wars in Africa, the deaths of untold thousands and tens of thousands. But, more to the point, the whole "romantic" notion of diamonds and what they've come to represent in this society is a wholly manufactured sentiment. It is not spiritual. It has no foundation in real culture or real, meaningful tradition. It is an ugly, fabricated manipulation of women in this country, preying on their girlish fantasy and, frankly, need for validation from a man who will, 80 romps in the sack later, certainly start taking her for granted.

I refuse to live a life dictated to me by Madison Avenue. A life consumed by pagan rituals like Valentine's Day and, yes, Mother's Day. I refuse to be sent to the mall every six weeks to spend money I don't have just because some suits on the 35th floor invented a holiday 40 years ago.

And I will never, ever, in this life, buy a woman a diamond. Under absolutely no circumstances. It is a hateful, dreadful business. It is a fraud on the American public, upon society. It insults my intelligence as a human being and, as a Vulcan, I find it illogical.

I should add I have less objection to man-made diamonds (not the cheap Zircons that cloud up, but pretty spiffy new ones that are so good the diamond industry is fighting to keep them off the market), or other precious gems that evoke the fire of diamonds at a fraction of the cost. I find no particular crime if she'd just like the traditional wedding ring set and you do something that is reasonable and makes economic sense.

But, if I really want to prove my love for a woman, I'll buy her a car. I'll put ten grand down on a house. The last thing any young couple starting out needs is to pour thousands of dollars down the drain just to put a ring on her finger so she can feel good about herself. If she doesn't feel good about herself already, then you really don't need to be marrying her.

And if you, as a person who loves her more than life, are not the best and most obvious symbol of that love, a shiny rock won't matter one way or the other.

Christopher J. Priest
September 19, 2002


 

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